minties float, eclairs sink

Due to an accident where a lolly jar was upended, we have uncovered this important truth. Minties do indeed float. But chocolate eclairs sink. I haven’t quite determined the relevance of this information, but I am certain enlightenment will come—as with all good things—in time.

Meanwhile, there are minties floating in the fish tank. It’s times like these you need minties. But what to do when you have them, but they are in a fish tank?