What’s black and white and red all over?

Bloody newspapers! Some group has started giving away free newspapers every day. Every afternoon to be exact. I can’t walk to the train station without being offered the same newspaper a score of times or more. I don’t want any newspapers!! Blood and bloody ashes!!

OK, I just wanted to say that because I’ve been reading a lot of Wheel of Time lately, all eleven novels to be exact! Prequels soon? Fantasy fiction is what I like to read. I know newspapers can be full of fiction too, but it’s not my kind of fiction.

So enough already with the newspapers! Wasting all that paper is bad for the environment. Just put it in a feed online and I’ll subscribe if interested.