- They see me mowin’ my front lawn
- My rims never spin, to the contrary you’ll find that they’re quite stationary
- All of my action figures are cherry (does “cherry” mean “cool”?)
- I’m fluent in JavaScript (not Klingon)
- X-Men comics, you know I collect ‘em
- I edit Wikipedia
- I got a business doing websites
- When my friends need some code, who do they call? I do HTML for ‘em all
- I was in the Chess Team
Courtesy of Weird Al’s White & Nerdy. Ok, I’m a nerd. But you already knew that 🙂