It was a mistake from the start, I admit that now.
Granted I was about twelve at the time, and convinced I was bored I suspect. I like apple juice (well, I did then, I prefer orange now), and I like milo (chocolate milk). So surely the two mixed together could only be better! Surely. Didn’t stop to think at the time that I don’t really like smoothies.
Just to set the record straight, and to help out future generations, let me state unequivocally that apple juice and milo and milk should never be brought together — under any circumstances — in a single drink.